Ah help
Sometimes I feel like what I need is a good swat on the side of the head with a baseball bat. A sudden WHOOSH-TRING noise, blinding pain, waking up in a hospital and hugging my mom. Sympathy from friends, a socially acceptable reason to re-evaluate my life choices.
How do things just seem to just keep getting worse?

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