Eventually, no matter what my ideals are, I'm going to stop helping people who treat me like shit.
I have had quite enough of passive-aggressive selectively-hearing teenagers.
Man a ton of my friends are getting engaged.
Parkinson's Law corollary: The volume of epoxy required for a project will always expand to far more than you would've thought you'd need.

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