You OK out there, b3W3?
Just discovered that new company infrastructure stalls out for two hours every morning due to piled-up batch jobs. This is fine.
I'm liking this job. A lot.
"Your first paycheck has to be physical, not direct deposit" may possibly be the stupidest company policy I've ever heard of.

Next update: 6 hours, 6 minutes and 36 seconds from now